I’m not sure what to think of this site that claims to have obtained a memory card from some unknown’s camera and is now posting pictures from said memory card, but one thing I do know is that the guy in this post is getting the shit hazed out of himself. It’s not like I know anything about hazing or anything, but if you look at the rest of the pictures on the site, you’ll see that the “owner” definitely is a part of the Greek system at some college, and the entire composition of that linked photo screams hazing.
How do I know this? Look at it. The guy on the left is holding his shoulders. Either he is telling the eater of whatever shit they are feeding him that he really has nowhere to go, or he is telling him that he will, in fact, survive. “Dude, just finish eating the shit and it’ll all be good.” Or, “Dude, you know you can do it, so just fucking do IT, you worthless piece of shit!!!” You know what I’m saying. Not that it’s wrong or anything. I mean, the guy eating really just wants to be a part of that exclusive club, you know?
The guy on the right is even more telling. He’s looking at teh eater’s face, smiling, and scooping more of whatever the hell that is into his mouth. If you thought the guy on the left was the real evil, you were wrong. The guy on the right doesn’t give a rat’s ass about anybody else’s feelings. He just wants that fucking pledge to eat the shit, and eat it faster. There is no way in hell the guy can eat either enough of the shit, or eat it fast enough to satisfy that guy on the right. That man, despite what you may think of GWB, personifies evil. He is Satan himself, and he is damn proud of that. No worries, though, Satan is always in the house when you’re dealing with some sort of initiation.
I would be very confident to tell you that the eater survuved, though. Obviously, you can see he’s smiling. So that is one positive point for him. Next, the picture was allowed to become either public, or at least saved. I don’t know for a fact, but I’m guessing, that pictures taken of guys getting hazed don’t generally make it into the public or even get saved on some clown’s memory card for posterity. They get taken away pretty much immediately for fear of some house somewhere getting shut down due to the hazing. Like I said, though, I don’t know, I’m just guessing. Maybe I’m a really good guesser. If the eater in this shot needs a little support, I think I cna help him. If you know him, tell him to email me and we can talk about his humiliation. I’m no expert, but I can guess what he went through.
The site is gone, if you didn’t already know that. That blows, by the way.