How many times is Channel 4 News going to say the word “Jackass” on the newscast tonight? Apparently a fire burning near Topaz Lake is called the “Jackass Fire.” Perfect. The only way the name actually means anything, though, is if the fire was arson.
Fourth time at 11:18
Fifth time at 11:20
I can only hope to one day own a large chunk of land and name it Taintlicker Flats or something. Then when it caught on fire the news would have to say the “Taintlicker Fire.” Help me out with a name here. What would you love to catch on fire so you could hear its name repeated over and over on the news?