I count three so far (11:02 pm)

Posted by Ryan Jerz on Tuesday July 18, 2006.

How many times is Channel 4 News going to say the word “Jackass” on the newscast tonight? Apparently a fire burning near Topaz Lake is called the “Jackass Fire.” Perfect. The only way the name actually means anything, though, is if the fire was arson.

Fourth time at 11:18

Update 2
Fifth time at 11:20
I can only hope to one day own a large chunk of land and name it Taintlicker Flats or something. Then when it caught on fire the news would have to say the “Taintlicker Fire.” Help me out with a name here. What would you love to catch on fire so you could hear its name repeated over and over on the news?

Ryan JerzRyan Jerz is an all-around good guy who wants people to eventually refer to him as "that dude who climbs mountains."

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