I count three so far (11:02 pm)

Posted by Ryan Jerz on Tuesday July 18, 2006.

How many times is Channel 4 News going to say the word “Jackass” on the newscast tonight? Apparently a fire burning near Topaz Lake is called the “Jackass Fire.” Perfect. The only way the name actually means anything, though, is if the fire was arson.

Update
Fourth time at 11:18

Update 2
Fifth time at 11:20
I can only hope to one day own a large chunk of land and name it Taintlicker Flats or something. Then when it caught on fire the news would have to say the “Taintlicker Fire.” Help me out with a name here. What would you love to catch on fire so you could hear its name repeated over and over on the news?

Ryan JerzRyan Jerz is an all-around good guy who wants people to eventually refer to him as "that dude who climbs mountains."

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