Outing the Conservatives

Posted by Ryan Jerz on Saturday March 25, 2006.

Man, I can’t seem to get over this obsession I have with morons. I was reading up on Battle Born News today and saw their video of candidate Richard Disney debating an anti-war protestor person in the middle of the counter-protest the other day. And I have to give Disney credit. I always thought the guy was a tool (I mean, just look at his website – the picture, the ripped off Disney font, the Kerry-esque military pics), and my feeling was only reinforced when freedom hating, terrorist coddling Eric Odom mentioned hanging out with him. But Disney is respectful and genuinely tries to debate the woman, who is a bit intimidated by the other dipshits that keep chirping at her. My only critique of Disney would have been to stick to one issue, win it, then move on as opposed to blasting her with three questions at a time.

But one thing about the video just irked me. The woman is obviously losing, and I assume everyone involved has an interest in staying civil, but the assbag in the backwards hat is just a tool. I mean, look at him. And a backwards hat? With sunglasses? And a goatee? Now, I know a couple of people that know these things (at least, they assure me they do) and I was told that backwards hat = signal to the others that you are one of them, if you know what I mean. And I thought we all knew that goatees meant that too. Now, I have no idea who that guy is, but if I had to make a guess, I’d say, no, I’d swear his Razr phone was not a black one, but one of the new pink ones. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ryan JerzRyan Jerz is an all-around good guy who wants people to eventually refer to him as "that dude who climbs mountains."

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